Combine anger and negativity, upload a cup of sarcasm, a splash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Allow this simmer on low, deep for your mind, for 20 mins (or till it glows vibrant pink). Your SNARK is now in a position. As with revenge, this dish is best possible served chilly. Well-liked recipients of this dish come with: your boss, your mom in legislation, your ex, and naturally, any phone customer support consultant.

Happy Coloring? Meh.